Am in no mood

my body has a mind that does not listen to me

Heard the line in Bone Collector, You not the only one.

best excuse

best excuse i ever heard....

I'm testing my monitor to make sure it gets all 4 million colors.


can any one fill me with something better than this

any guess?

was wondering what the answer could be.. any guess?

If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says,"Open somewhere else"?

flea, fly and flue

A flea and a fly in a flue
were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the flea "let us fly"
said the fly" let us flee"
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.